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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
I-Spy: the Housing Market edition
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Distraction, Comfort, Sedation

"This is a Game Boy hooked up to a nitrous oxide machine. It's called the PediSedate. "
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
It's as if my life is a scene from Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Title: Chambraigne
Original Air Date: October 8, 1999
Guest Stars: Bob Costas, Al Roker
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Space Ghost: Moltar! Get out here and heat up my skull!
Now this is something, Bob, you don't ever wanna do.
(Moltar blows lather off Space Ghost's hood)
Moltar: All right. This is gonna hurt. Bad.
Space Ghost: Right now Moltar is heating my skull up to a scorching 450 degrees.
(Space Ghost's hood glows red) It's like getting a scalp massage...from Lucifer.
Bob Costas: It sounds dangerous. It sounds downright frightening.
Space Ghost: It is. You see, my brain's sending a message to my arms right now to put my
head out. But I'm choosing to ignore that.
Bob Costas: Uh-huh. Hello, Moltar.
Moltar: Hi, Bob.
Space Ghost: Moltar, don't talk to the guests. Things get easier as your brain dies, Bob.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
F*** My Life
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her
"Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book.
She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
#9321 (21) - 02/05/2009 at 7:06pm by Noname - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (733) - you deserved that one (100)
I'm pretty sure I have a few stories over the years to contribute to this site...
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
The New Year is Now - The Octonaunts and Frown Fish
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Stats





Countries to have Won the Most World Cup Titles
| Rank | Country | Number of World Cups | years |
| 1 | Brazil | 5 | 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994, 2002 |
| 2 | Germany | 3 | 1954, 1974, 1990 |
| 2 | Italy | 4 | 1934, 1938, 1982,2006 |
| 4 | Argentina | 2 | 1978, 1986 |
| 4 | Uruguay | 2 | 1930,1950 |
| 6 | France | 1 | 1998 |
| 6 | England | 1 | |
| Source: FIFA | |||
Member countries of NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization).
Belgium
Canada
Czech Republic
Denmark
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Italy
Luxembourg
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Spain
Turkey
United Kingdom
United States
Countries with the Biggest Drinkers
| Rank | Country | Liters of pure alcohol per capita |
| 1 | Luxembourg | 15.5 |
| 2 | France | 14.2 |
| 3 | Ireland | 14.2 |
| 4 | Portugal | 12.9 |
| 5 | Hungary | 12.0 |
| 6 | Czech Republic | 11.8 |
| 7 | Spain | 11.5 |
| 8 | Denmark | 11.5 |
| 9 | Switzerland | 11.2 |
| 10 | Austria | 11.1 |
| 12 | United Kingdom | 10.4 |
| 13 | Belgium | 10.3 |
| 14 | Netherlands | 10.1 |
| 15 | Australia | 9.8 |
| Source: Forbe | ||
| Rank | Country | City |
| 1 | United States | New London, Conn. |
| 2 | United States | Huntsville, Ala. |
| 3 | United States | Baltimore |
| 4 | United States | Harrisburg, Pa. |
| 5 | United States | Tulsa, Okla. |
| 6 | United States | Rock Island, Ill. |
| 7 | United States | Troy, N.Y. |
| 8 | United States | Corpus Christi, Texas |
| 9 | United States | Schenectedy, N.Y. |
| 10 | United States | Las Vegas, Nev. |
| Source: msnbc | ||
Monday, December 22, 2008
Wish Lists
Chriskwanzahanukah List
- to bring Wesley Che back to me
- to replace everything I lost in my house fire
- chocolate chip cookie dough in my fridge at all times
- acceptance into the law school of my choice
- the desire to want to study as hard as i need to for school
- chocolate croissants fresh from france. nowhere else.
- to be in shape again
- to have no enemies
- to never have to worry about rent being paid
- and shit, world peace
Erika Eichelberger
- money
- air miles
- acupuncture
- a good doctor/health insurance
- maid/secretary
- all the music i want to download but don't know how
- black chocolate and champagne
Janine Sanders
My wish is to have all of your girls at our house and feed you and hear you laugh. That's it.Jennifer Yokoyama
(abbreviated list...very abbreviated)


Marisa Phillips
1) This is a floating Jesus Head statue. Jesus is healing the floating head of a blind hobo. You can just go ahead and purchase it through wallstreetcreations.com. I think it's only like $1200. A small price to pay for fine art AND my happiness.
2) You could kidnap one of the Duggar children for me. I figure there's 18 of them. So really, what's one? They probably wouldn't even notice. One could say that I'll use said Duggar kid to be my slave. I prefer to call him/her My Little Back Rubbin', Sandwich Makin' Buddy. Hop to it, folks. There's only a few days left till xmas.
3) Ryan Gosling would be just great. I've decided I'm off men for the time being and am currently saving myself for The Gos. So any arrangement of a hot date would be greatly appreciated
4) A bag of money. I'll also accept gold bricks.
And that's it. Why don't you get a pen and paper and jot down this list and make it happen.
- Lasik
- Fancy camera lens for my old school camera
- Flash for mayima/sekor
- 35mm film 200/400, color or black and white
- Sephora GCGivenchy Irresistible perfume
- Anything Johnathan Adler
- Membership to Zipcar








